1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 The following programme contains strong language. 2 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,399 Please don't kiss me Rob, if you kiss me I don't stand a chance. 3 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:16,879 No-one is taking over our club. Not now! 4 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:17,919 Not ever! 5 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,879 Zoe, get over here now! 6 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:20,880 You don't own me. 7 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,160 Do not follow me, Sun, you are pathetic. 8 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:37,679 ♪ And there she smiles 9 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,319 ♪ And my heart starts beating 10 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,520 ♪ I go weak inside. ♪ 11 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,640 D'you wanna stick it in again before I piss off? 12 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,919 And my Dad'll come and get you when you're ready, OK? 13 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,799 Yes! Stop frettin. 14 00:01:15,800 --> 00:01:17,879 You can't blame me you live with a psychopath. 15 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,519 Used to live with a psychopath. 16 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,479 Excuse me. 17 00:01:22,480 --> 00:01:24,439 Missed you last night, Aunty Paula. 18 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:27,559 Thought you'd be there cheering your favourite nephew on. 19 00:01:27,560 --> 00:01:30,839 You sure your Mam's OK - y'know about us movin in. 20 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:33,039 Cos it's a lot to ask - with a baby an' that. 21 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,319 Mam loves babies. 22 00:01:34,320 --> 00:01:37,639 It's just she seemed a bit... y'know... this mornin. 23 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,559 She's alright is she? 24 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:41,439 Can I start doin' boxin'? 25 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:42,399 Yeah. 26 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:44,560 Serious? Yeah. 27 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,959 What? No course you can't, don't be ridiculous. 28 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:49,919 Tell him, Luke. 29 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,519 Aw, you never let me do anything. It's not fair. 30 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,719 I let you do a lot more things than most kids, Benjamin Morris. 31 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:56,719 Like what? 32 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:59,919 Never you mind! S'long... 33 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:00,920 Ta-rah. 34 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,559 I never knew his full name was Benjamin? 35 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:11,200 I always thought it was Benson. As in cigarette. 36 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,639 Not one of my better ones I admit, but a smile wouldn't go amiss... 37 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:18,800 Sorry. 38 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:24,039 You worrying about Emma? Her and Sunny and this Leah girl? 39 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:26,519 Cos you know it'll all blow over... 40 00:02:26,520 --> 00:02:27,759 It's your dad. 41 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:30,359 Oh, what've he done now - was it last night? 42 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:31,679 Did he upset you? 43 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,120 No. He kissed me. 44 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:50,080 Look, what happened last night must never be disclosed. Never. Ever. 45 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:58,600 I always wondered why they called him "Big Al?" Now I cockin' know. 46 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,720 We're not... y'know... it's not like that. 47 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,879 I warned you - you are never safe my bitch boy. 48 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:41,200 Oh. Hello, Jane. Cup of tea? 49 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,679 I was doing SO well, Luke. 50 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:47,679 I kept turnin him down, puttin him off, battin him away like a wasp 51 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:51,199 on a jam jar - and then he bloody kissed me and I hate him for it. 52 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:52,519 You don't hate him do you? 53 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,999 Yes I do, cos now I can't stop thinkin about him 54 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,119 and he's swannin' off back to Canada next week. 55 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,559 What the frig happens then? 56 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,799 I'm left swingin in the Berry, weepin' like a schoolgirl, 57 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,239 just like before. 58 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,839 Maybe he'll stay. 59 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,799 Bollocks he will. Rob Morgan living round here? 60 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:11,879 Do me a favour. 61 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,199 Well if you feel that strongly about it, 62 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:17,200 maybe you better just stay out of his way. Until he flies back. 63 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:21,440 Yeah. Yeah you're right, presh. I will. 64 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,160 He's taking me out for lunch. 65 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:41,920 Maybe we could do something... different like. 66 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:47,520 Y'know, go to Bristol Zoo or something? A little day out? 67 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:54,239 I get you bitch boy! Animals is it? 68 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,279 Oh God. 69 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:05,039 So where you takin' my mother then? 70 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:09,399 Erm... new restaurant in Cardiff. Thought we'd give it a go. 71 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:12,359 This is alright isn' it? It's not too much? 72 00:05:12,360 --> 00:05:13,399 No it's fine. 73 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,479 Right, well you make sure you get her home on time. 74 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,919 Or else you'll have me to answer to young man. 75 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:21,039 You know that's a bit weird don't you? Talkin' like that. 76 00:05:21,040 --> 00:05:24,079 Don't tell me what's weird! My father's datin' my mother. 77 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,199 Shut up, it's not a date, is it Rob. 78 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,879 Just a couple of friends eating a bit of fish. 79 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,079 That's exactly what it is. 80 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,320 - S'long. - Have fun! Yeah, see you. 81 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,880 You look very lovely by the way. 82 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:45,920 Thanks. 83 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,919 I been such a fool, y'know? 84 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:58,440 Runnin' around like a ham bone, and now Dai wants a divorce! 85 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:11,279 Dai's not a twat Daddy... Not much of a one anyway. 86 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,599 I guess so. 87 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:19,240 You and Mummy fought for your marriage didn't you? 88 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:28,639 Then so will I. I'm gonna win my husband back, Daddy. 89 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,320 Whatever it takes. 90 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,320 D'you still miss Mummy, Daddy? 91 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,800 Not bad, Selena - if I do say so myself. 92 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,319 My application's been turned down. That's it. 93 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,520 We've lost the club. 94 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:23,199 I bet you eat in places like this all the time in Vancouver don't you? 95 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:24,799 It's got some fabulous restaurants. 96 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,439 D'you not cook in your own kitchen then? 97 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:28,719 Sometimes yeah... 98 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,399 Remember when I used to make us 99 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:33,999 carbonara every Sunday night at your house? 100 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,679 And we'd eat it up in your bedroom? 101 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:38,239 And pretend we were doing schoolwork... 102 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,719 But really we were listenin' to the Top 40 and shagging. 103 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,000 And having lots of sex. 104 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:52,159 So what are we doin' now then? 105 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:53,719 About to have dessert... 106 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:57,719 No, I mean I'm wondering what it is you actually want from me Rob. 107 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:00,200 A bit of Pontyberry rough is it? 108 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:04,679 I suppose more than anything I want you to forgive me. 109 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:06,519 For leaving you. 110 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:08,879 I forgave you years ago, presh. 111 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,040 I just like givin' you a hard time. 112 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,640 And I want you to trust me again. 113 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,039 Hmm, well that one's a bit trickier. 114 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:19,960 Is it? 115 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:24,279 OK, anything I ask you, you have to answer truthfully. 116 00:08:24,280 --> 00:08:25,799 And I'll know if you're lyin'. How? 117 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,640 There's this little thing you do. With your mouth. 118 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,719 Right. 119 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:35,919 Question number one - did you or did you not fancy Cara Blake 120 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:38,720 when she wore that see-thru skirt to Jackie Phelps's 18th? 121 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:45,559 Bit twp of you mind. Thinkin they'd give you a remortgage. 122 00:08:45,560 --> 00:08:48,519 A taxi driver? On your wages? 123 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:51,399 Don't matter no more anyway. Game's over. 124 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:54,400 Good God, the game have only just begun! 125 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,800 What we need is a fundraiser. 126 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,080 I got it! I got just the thing! 127 00:09:07,240 --> 00:09:11,559 Imagine this is Pontyberry Rugby pitch, 128 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:16,679 we mark it off into squares like this and we sell off the squares! 129 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,199 Who to? 130 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,799 Anyone who'll pay. It's a community pitch! 131 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,959 We'll sell it BACK to the community. 132 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,439 That's not legal though is it? 133 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:27,959 Legal schmegal. We're not really selling it. 134 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:31,279 It's a token gesture Al - a gimmick if you will. 135 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:32,440 But is that enough? 136 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:38,119 No. And that's where YOU come in. 137 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,120 We need a game for them to watch. 138 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,559 Pentrwg still your biggest rivals? 139 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:44,679 Oh, Aye. 140 00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:49,439 So let's play on what the Welsh love best - blatant tribalism. 141 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,919 Pontyberry, versus Pentrwg. 142 00:09:50,920 --> 00:09:55,159 It'll draw a crowd and they'll all stick their hands in their pockets. 143 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:56,439 Whadda you say kid? 144 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:58,559 The Olympics won't hold a torch to it eh. 145 00:09:58,560 --> 00:09:59,959 Don't be ridiculous, Alan. 146 00:09:59,960 --> 00:10:02,800 How can it possibly be anything like the Olympics. 147 00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:07,839 And talking of Olympics, I hear you had intercourse with 148 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:09,919 Rhian Evans last night. 149 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:12,759 All I'm sayin is I hope you've had a good wash. 150 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:14,919 And I don't mean under your arms! 151 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:15,920 Oh God! 152 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,519 Right. Final question. 153 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:34,480 Christ, how many questions are there? 154 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:39,160 What's really going on between you and Melissa Williams? 155 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,479 We're working together. On a project. 156 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:43,560 Oh, right! 157 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,879 Bloody hell, not the rugby pitch? 158 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,680 - What? - You're not workin' on the rugby pitch thing with her? 159 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,160 Out of interest why would that be so bad? 160 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:58,959 You windin' me up? 161 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:01,959 No cos surely it'd bring a huge amount to the whole valley - 162 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:04,879 and Luke, it'd be really good for him wouldn't it? 163 00:11:04,880 --> 00:11:08,399 Well I don't know about you but I wouldn't want that on my conscience 164 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,199 destroying a whole community just so my son can earn a few quid. 165 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,999 Being a bit melodramatic now... 166 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,880 Oh my God - so are you working on it? 167 00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:21,479 No! I'm... we're developing some flats over at Marshfield. 168 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,680 I didn't want to say anything until it was all confirmed. 169 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,520 You're doing that thing with your mouth. 170 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,840 Jokin' I am. 171 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,959 Hello? 172 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,120 Not back yet. D'you want a cup of tea. 173 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:45,880 Aye, go on then. 174 00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:49,399 Bloody hell I remember that perm. 175 00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:52,399 When I had it done, I couldn't leave the house for three days 176 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:53,400 until it dropped. 177 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,999 Didn't Ritchie Grick have a perm? 178 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,199 No! That was natural curl. 179 00:11:59,200 --> 00:12:01,680 I don't think it was y'know. Shut up! 180 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,479 What are you doing tonight? 181 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:08,879 See that pile of ironing? Well that's just the start of it... 182 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:09,880 Come to my hotel. 183 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,280 Don't give up do you. 184 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,600 Stay with me. 185 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:20,960 No. 186 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:28,800 Why not? 187 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:34,919 I just erm.. I'm hanging on by a thread here, Rob. 188 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,639 Kissin' you was bad enough. 189 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,960 But if I sleep with you, that's it. I'm done for. 190 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,439 But we already have slept together. 191 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,280 I know and look where that got me. 192 00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:54,440 Come on. I'll order carbonara on room service... 193 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,240 Thank God for that. 194 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,360 Make the tea you perv. 195 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,359 Sean! Is this a bad time? 196 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:12,400 Erm... Well... Cos it won't take long. 197 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,719 When d'you get back? 198 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,319 Last night. I didn't know. 199 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:23,559 Why would you? Look I got something I wanna tell you. 200 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:25,760 Can I come in? I've got a visitor. 201 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,360 Is it Rob? No. 202 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,240 Kettle's just boiled if you're interested. 203 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,800 Sean - look why don't you come back later when... Forget it. 204 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,679 What d'you do that for? 205 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,440 No point giving him false hope. 206 00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,560 Honestly. What? 207 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:09,759 Look, Rob, we both know from the moment you came back to 208 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:12,000 Pontyberry, Sean never stood a chance. 209 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,439 Didn't he? 210 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:20,720 No, he didn't. So can we drop all this Alpha male nonsense. 211 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,960 You won, OK? 212 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,880 Now bugger off back to your cave. 213 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:36,599 You sure you wouldn't like to see my Neanderthal drawings? 214 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,280 No! I already said! 215 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:49,319 Anyway you were always rubbish at art. 216 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,599 ♪ You looked exactly like your photograph 217 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,999 ♪ Looks like I'm growing 218 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:58,679 ♪ I'm growing up beside you. ♪ 219 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:01,359 Classic. Babes. 220 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:02,639 Did I leave the seat up? 221 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:03,639 I'm late. 222 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:06,039 Don't worry I'll drop you off once I finish this. 223 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:08,639 No, mun. I'm late. Late. 224 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:12,439 Whoah! Serious?! Have you done a test like? 225 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,839 Cos you don't wanna make the same mistake Stella did. 226 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,839 Are you sure it's not the menopause? 227 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:19,759 With respect Karl, I'm hardly in the same boat as Stella. 228 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:22,079 I'm half her age for starters. And no. 229 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,079 I haven' done a test. We'll do it later. 230 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,560 When we've both had a wash. 231 00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:27,920 Yes! 232 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:33,479 So Emma hasn't spoken to me for almost 48 hours now. 233 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:37,519 Don't blame her. What you doin' kissin' this Leah girl for anyway? 234 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:41,359 I didn't. She... y'know, she kissed me. 235 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:44,519 And you were powerless to stop her were you, mate? 236 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:47,519 Thing is, the sex is amazing. Yeah, you said. 237 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:51,519 Y'know, I mean me and Paula did some outrageous things in our time - 238 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,759 but, Jane, she's - well she's off the recter scale, mun. 239 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:56,159 So what you moanin' for? 240 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,919 She's given the phrase "Strong arm of the law" a whole new meaning. 241 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:03,600 I'm in constant pain. I'm black and bloody blue. 242 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,719 Six more months with her 243 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,879 and I'll only be recognisable by my dental records. 244 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,719 Perhaps you should try suggesting something more cerebral? 245 00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,400 What's that mean? Less violent! 246 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,479 Welcome team! To Operation SOP. 247 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:19,719 Save our Pitch. 248 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,680 Yes! 249 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:25,759 So this Saturday is the last dance saloon. 250 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,359 That's why I've chosen you. The best of the youth. 251 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,079 The firsts. And the vets. 252 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,159 Oh, and Dai Davies. 253 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,559 And it's not just about beatin' them bastards from Pentrwg - 254 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,879 sorry kids... For sayin' "Bastards"? 255 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,159 No, for sayin' "Pentrwg". 256 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,439 It's about playin' like our lives depend upon it. 257 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,919 Because right now, 258 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,759 we are the only hope this club has got for its survival. What? 259 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:47,840 Oh, Christ. 260 00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:53,119 Rumour has it you've stirred your spoon in her porridge, Al. 261 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:54,679 Don't be so ridiculous. 262 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:59,319 Hey Al - I think I left my brassiere in your cockin' bed 263 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,119 and I only got the one. 264 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:04,079 These puppies been bashin' my ankles all day. 265 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,960 So pop it round if you find it. 266 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,240 Oh my God, it's Scott Quinnell? 267 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:18,920 Meet Pontyberry's secret weapon. The legend that is Mr Scott Quinnell. 268 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,319 He owes me a couple of favours 269 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,119 so he's gonna get you in tip top shape for the match. 270 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,159 Over to you, Scotty. 271 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,879 Thanks, Aunty Brenda. Alright boys? 272 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,079 Wanna play some rugby? 273 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,999 When we cross that white line you gotta be nasty! 274 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,319 We got to be the horrible bastards. 275 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:41,999 Are you a horrible bastard? 276 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,719 - Well I...Are you? - Nice one! 277 00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,599 For 80 minutes you gotta wanna kill someone. 278 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:51,599 When I cross that white line I have got to become someone else. 279 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:52,839 You ever been someone else? 280 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:56,559 Yes, John Major, an alien, King Kong... 281 00:17:56,560 --> 00:18:00,640 Shut it, bitch boy. Just 'give me the fuckin' ball!' 282 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,360 Job done. 283 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,959 That was stunnin Di, you shoulda been there. 284 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:20,000 Scott Quinnell came and... babes? 285 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,319 Right, I'll come to the point Karl, the test was negative 286 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,080 but I'm turnin' it into a positive. 287 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,919 I thought we was gonna do the test together? 288 00:18:34,920 --> 00:18:39,079 I couldn't wait. Anyway, if we can't have our own, we'll adopt. 289 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,080 So I got this for us to look through, alright? 290 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:46,079 And they're really pretty the little Chinese ones. 291 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,480 Or there's Romania. The orphans like. 292 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:57,199 Oh Karl, mun. I feel such a bloody failure. 293 00:18:57,200 --> 00:19:01,759 Ey, ey - 'diney! Oh babes, come here. 294 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:02,920 It's OK 295 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:17,199 Sorry I'm late. Got held up. 296 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,679 Presumably with your little scheme. 297 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,959 It's not a little scheme actually - the whole town is getting behind it. 298 00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:26,679 Oh, Alan, bless you. You never change - always the dreamer. 299 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:28,079 Don't start on him, Mam. 300 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:30,920 It's alright Little Alan. Go wait in the house, eh? 301 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:38,319 My solicitor tells me he still hasn't heard from yours. 302 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,679 Oh, he'll be hearing from mine alright. Once I've... 303 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,599 - once I've... What? - Once I've got one. 304 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,279 Dad there's no bread! 305 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,360 New loaf in the freezer. 306 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,799 He'll have a binge tonight thanks to you. 307 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,399 He always overeats when he's upset. 308 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,239 That boy doesn't need an excuse to overeat. 309 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:59,719 What is wrong with you, Melissa? You destroy everything. Little Alan's confidence, the rugby pitch. 310 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,439 Oh, wake up and smell the cement, Alan. 311 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,999 I'm not the only one involved in this project. 312 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,719 Who the hell d'you think is building all these bloody houses? 313 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:08,640 Eh? 314 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,280 Rob Morgan of course. 315 00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:20,240 Rob wouldn't do something like that? 316 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,880 Wouldn't he? 317 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:42,919 The treacherous little get. Never trust a Morgan. 318 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:46,680 Oi! Hoist me out a sec. 319 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,679 What's that? 320 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,559 Fish pedicure. It's all the rage. 321 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,920 With goldfish? I thought they had to be a special type? 322 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,799 Fish are fish and feet are feet, Al. 323 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,119 And take it easy - I felt two of em pop like bubble wrap 324 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:00,120 when I stepped in. 325 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:09,799 Down. Now listen here good boy. Pontyberry is revolting. 326 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,879 Beg pardon? 327 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:15,439 Up in arms. This pitch invasion has brought the hool community together. 328 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,479 Use it! 329 00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,399 Wait till the big fundraising day 330 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,639 and THEN expose Rob Morgan for what he really is. 331 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:22,840 In front of everyone. 332 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:27,680 Be the saviour of the rugby club - and Stella's hero! 333 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,359 Make it a day to remember, Al. You can do this! 334 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,799 You're right. We can do this. 335 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:35,839 That's what I just said. 336 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,759 I'm ready. The boys are ready. 337 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,839 The hool town is ready. 338 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:42,839 Just one thing. We need a referee. 339 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,799 And he's gotta be impartial. 340 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,359 I know just the man. 341 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,319 Hello, Aunty Brenda. 342 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,999 Cut the smarm pretty boy, you're not my type. 343 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,039 Now, do you want to be part of this community? 344 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:54,959 D'you want to make a difference? Eh? 345 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:56,919 What d'you know about rugby? 346 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,199 Very little. 347 00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,120 Then you're just the man for the job. 348 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,480 Ooh, what a lovely shape. 349 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,239 I beg your pardon? 350 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,719 The pears. A lovely shape. 351 00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:14,080 Just right. Ripe. Juicy. 352 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:20,159 Yes, well... I take pride in the freshness of my produce. 353 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,840 I bet you do. Are you free this Saturday? 354 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:34,679 It's a massive cause. It's for the community. 355 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:37,159 Well... as you put it like that. Yes of course. 356 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,160 I'll be there. Thank you, Jagan. 357 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,400 Oh, Your plums are also perfect by the way. 358 00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:03,279 What's so important that you can't pop down for a couple of hours. 359 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,919 I'm going to stood there like a bleeding Suffragette. 360 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,320 The least you can do is come and shake a tin for us. 361 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,039 Stella, you know I only want what's best for you, don't you. 362 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,439 And Luke. 363 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:14,639 Err... Yeah? 364 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:16,840 And I'd do anything for you. 365 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:21,919 Good. So come and show your support this afternoon. 366 00:23:21,920 --> 00:23:25,039 And if you're not here by half-time to peel the oranges, 367 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:27,280 you and me are gonna fall out good boy. S'long. 368 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:37,679 ♪ We'll keep a welcome in the hillside 369 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:42,599 ♪ We'll keep a welcome in the dales 370 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:46,799 ♪ We'll still be singing 371 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:52,439 ♪ When you come home again to Wales. ♪ 372 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:55,160 Save our pitch! 373 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:03,159 Surely to God you an' Sunny are speakin' by now. 374 00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,119 He kissed another woman, Mam. 375 00:24:05,120 --> 00:24:07,919 Yeah well, your dad kissed a couple of women when we were together 376 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,919 y'know, drunken snogs at Christmas an' that. 377 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,719 Sometimes you just gotta turn a blind eye. 378 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,799 Well that didn't work, you an' dad got divorced! 379 00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:18,439 So, doesn't mean I don't understand men, good girl. 380 00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,839 With the exception of Rob Morgan. 381 00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,239 Is he comin down? 382 00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:26,559 He better bloody had. Oh, he's in a proper funny mood today. 383 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:27,559 Right. 384 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:29,760 Save our pitch! Save our pitch! 385 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,919 After this, you can do my other elbow. 386 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,719 That'll pop out if they're not strapped. 387 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,799 Jessie Mawr. There were less bandages on Tutankhamen! 388 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,479 OK, boys? I am proud to lead you out today. 389 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:47,240 On your feet. Now grab a shirt. 390 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,119 Now let's give them a spectacle to behold. 391 00:24:52,120 --> 00:24:54,759 Let's get out there and save our pitch. 392 00:24:54,760 --> 00:25:01,799 - Ready? On me. - One, two three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 393 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,800 Berry! 394 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,040 Sorry I'm late. 395 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,079 Good God. What you come as? 396 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,680 I'm supposed to be the pitch in' I? 397 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,080 Karl's idea. 398 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,439 You alright? Yeah. 399 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:27,159 Beryl Rogers from Rogers The Gas, 400 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:31,759 have just bought five squares of the pitch for fifty quid a throw. 401 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,200 I think she was drunk but I ain't judgin'! 402 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,879 Nadine, I know it's none of my business 403 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:42,799 but I hear you haven't y'know, caught like. 404 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:45,280 How the hell do you know? I told her. 405 00:25:47,000 --> 00:25:50,119 It took me 18 months to get pregnant with Emma. 406 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:51,960 Don't beat yourself up about it. 407 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:55,119 I'm worn out to be honest, Stell. 408 00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:58,919 Yeah, well he always had stamina did Karl I'll give him that. 409 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,039 Just try and relax. It'll happen. 410 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:02,359 Thanks. 411 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:07,119 Cockin' hell! You seen the legs on that? 412 00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:09,560 I mean I thought Alan's were good, but them! 413 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,360 Back in a minute. 414 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,559 Bet she wishes she never let that one go? 415 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:17,640 Good luck, mate. 416 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,280 - Sean? - Hiya. 417 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,680 Come on, boys. 418 00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,519 Didn't expect to see you here. 419 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,600 Aunty Brenda can be very persuasive. 420 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,360 Right, come on boys. 421 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,399 - Oh, Dai! - Are you alright, mate? 422 00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,399 No, my knee. It's popped. 423 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,439 Alan! Man down, man down. 424 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,639 Eh? 425 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,399 Dai Davies has kicked the bucket. 426 00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,199 Oh Christ. His wife. His kids. 427 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,919 Never mind them. It's my KNEE! 428 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:03,479 OK. Bobby - get changed. 429 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:04,999 No way! 430 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,679 Yes way, Bobs. It's for the club. 431 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:10,040 Oh, Jessi and all his followers. Give me strength. 432 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,639 Lloyd. This was supposed to be across the club. 433 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,439 Don't see many vets on your team. 434 00:27:24,440 --> 00:27:25,799 They've all aged well. 435 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,599 And where's your youth player? 436 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,879 That's him. What?! 437 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:30,960 Puberty hit early! 438 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:35,679 I'm sorry about the other day, with Rob an' that. 439 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,279 It must've been a bit of a shock. 440 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,760 Course it wasn't. It's what I predicted. 441 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,159 Look Sean, I know how much I hurt you, 442 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,799 and I can never be sorry enough... 443 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:51,359 I didn't come to your house to talk about you Stella. Or Rob. 444 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:54,560 I came to tell you that I've met someone else. 445 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,240 - Ref! - Gotta go. 446 00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:10,639 Ignore em Bobs. Go get em tiger! 447 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,320 Go on! Go on! 448 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,359 Sean's met someone else. 449 00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:26,360 Aw. Time don't stand still. I know that more than anyone. 450 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:33,600 Bloody hell! Where you going? Fishing. 451 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,680 Knock on. Scrum. 452 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,880 Go, bitch boy, go! 453 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,559 Touch. Lineout there. 454 00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,280 What you doin' callin' my Dai "Bitch boy"? 455 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,080 It's his pet name - and he LOVES it! 456 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,079 Bobby. get in here. Me? 457 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,800 You, in. Play. 458 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:15,719 Just a minute good boy. What exactly d'you think you're doin? 459 00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:18,639 Don't be daft, mun. Turn round and show us your cheeks. 460 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,599 I beg your pardon? He's putting you up Bob. 461 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,960 Up? Up whe......ere! 462 00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,679 "Viva La Vida" - Coldplay 463 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:30,079 ♪ I used to rule the world 464 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,159 ♪ Seas would rise when I gave the word 465 00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:34,199 Try there. 466 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,279 ♪ Now in the morning I sleep alone 467 00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:40,920 ♪ Sweep the streets that I used to own. ♪ 468 00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,839 We'll have to go for a little celebratory drink after this, Rob. 469 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,199 Seal the deal so to speak. 470 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:52,840 Lovely. And your husband, will he be joining us? 471 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,599 So, of course today is about fundraising, 472 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:06,520 about a sense of community, it's not about scoring tries. 473 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:15,040 Atta boy, Come on... stuff it to 'em the little shits! 474 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,280 Sorry where were we? 475 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:26,279 ♪ For some reason I can't explain 476 00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:32,759 ♪ Once you go there was never Never an honest word 477 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,479 ♪ That was when... 478 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,160 Excuse me, I better take this. 479 00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:43,439 Hello. 480 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,599 Where are you? 481 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,679 Well I'm uh... in a meeting. 482 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,159 Well, we're one try up 483 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,799 and I don't want to watch the rest on my own OK? 484 00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,079 OK. 485 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,119 Honestly it's brilliant down here, Rob. 486 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,799 Everyone's behind the whole thing. 487 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:58,399 And we might just do it y'know. 488 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,320 We might just raise the money and I'll be so bloody proud if we do. 489 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:07,160 Come and join in. Be a Pontyberry Boy, Rob. 490 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:11,960 Rob? 491 00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:16,560 I gotta go. Yeah, OK well if... 492 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,080 Charmin'! 493 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:26,559 Now if it's not too much trouble, perhaps we can continue. 494 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:29,720 You need to sign here and here... 495 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:33,840 Right. 496 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:41,879 Seven, eight, nine, ten pounds. One poun' two... 497 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:44,560 Close innit? ...three, four... 498 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:55,800 God, Sunny are you alright? 499 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,879 Thought we weren't talking. 500 00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:00,039 Stop being a knob. 501 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:03,319 You've pissed me off, but you're still my husband. 502 00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,799 Come on, let's get you to the ambulance. 503 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,199 Just get me to the bar. Trust me. 504 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,400 I'm a trainee doctor! 505 00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,680 Over here, let's rally our boys. Follow me. 506 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,920 Well, fancy seeing you here. 507 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,319 Let's go, Em. 508 00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:28,359 No way. This is MY turf. 509 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:30,240 And she's just made a big mistake. 510 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,039 I've come to support Sunny. 511 00:32:46,040 --> 00:32:47,640 I don't need your "Support". 512 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:52,599 This has got to stop, Leah. 513 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,039 I take it he's told you then has he? About us? 514 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,400 Yeah. He has. 515 00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,919 We kissed. 516 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:02,080 I know. Big fucking deal. 517 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,080 Then we slept together. No we didn't. 518 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,519 You're not enough for him Emma. 519 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:12,239 He's a medic - what are you? 520 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,479 I mean if you hadn't got pregnant d'you really think he'd still be with you? 521 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,959 Yeah, I would. Because she's my wife and I love her. 522 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,079 Come on Sunny, there's no point in - pretending anymore. - Emma, let's go... 523 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:27,720 He's got a birthmark on his left thigh that looks like a tiny butterfly. 524 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,600 He loved it when I was on top... 525 00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,479 and he said we did things you'd never dream of doing. 526 00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,640 Not in a million years. Didn't we. 527 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,999 D'you think I don't know that, you mentalist. 528 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:48,879 D'you think me and my husband have got secrets from each other? 529 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,839 Well you got a lot to learn about marriage 530 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,679 if you think that's the case. 531 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,280 Cos he's told me everything. 532 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,360 Now piss off before I whack you in the chops. 533 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,880 Oh, Sunny. 534 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:27,399 Penalty. 535 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:28,639 But he ran into ME! 536 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:29,919 Ben, you alright, mate? 537 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,920 Yea. I'm alright. 538 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,719 Hands off my son, butt. Crazy Karl here! 539 00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,039 Who? 540 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:41,639 Calm down Karl. Calm down. I'm the captain. Leave it to me. 541 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,520 What the hell you think you're doing? 542 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,120 ♪ "We Will Rock You" - Queen 543 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,999 Hello ladies! 544 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,999 Alright? 545 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,439 There you go. 546 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:03,599 Thanks. 547 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,679 I'll bet you're proud as shit of your man, Tan. 548 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,519 Well, yes, I suppose I am. 549 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,960 Aye. Nice to be in cockin' love innit. 550 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,959 ♪ Buddy you're a boy, make a big noise, 551 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,759 ♪ Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day 552 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,559 ♪ You got mud on yo' face, You big disgrace 553 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,759 the place 554 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:24,799 ♪ Singing 555 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:32,600 ♪ We will we will rock you 556 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:39,439 Gonna take on the world some day. ♪ 557 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,999 What sort of fool does he take me for? 558 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,040 Publicly humiliating me like this! 559 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,960 Tan? Oh, cock. 560 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,680 Keep your hands where I can see em please, lovely boy. 561 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:26,680 Get showered, get dressed and get home. I got plans for you. 562 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,599 How did I do? 563 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:45,600 I was impressed. 564 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,440 So who is she then? 565 00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,399 Katie. She's Australian. 566 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,079 - Wow. - She's asked me to go to Sydney with her. 567 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,200 For a holiday? 568 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,320 For good. 569 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:06,840 Wow again. 570 00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,839 I just need to know you're happy. I need to be sure. 571 00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:15,919 That there are no regrets. Are you happy? 572 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,719 You're the one who was messed around. 573 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:20,240 I've survived haven't I? Evidently. 574 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,799 Stella, Rob's always let you down. 575 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,720 How d'you know he's not going to do it again? 576 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:32,479 Cos he's proved himself over the past few months. 577 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,919 I hope you're right. 578 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:44,159 I was about to give up on you. 579 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,400 Oh, don't ever do that. 580 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:48,319 Listen, I'll be there in half an hour. 581 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,639 I'll get you a little shandy in. 582 00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:54,479 Stella, I've got something I need to tell you. 583 00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,519 Go on. 584 00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:57,720 No. It has to be face to face. 585 00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:02,360 OK! I look forward to it! 586 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,360 Please, Em. 587 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:11,840 Let me in. 588 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,840 How can I say sorry to you from the other side of a bloody door? 589 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:23,160 Com on, babe, you're my girl, you know you are. 590 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:28,760 Em? 591 00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:41,079 A fine game. No doubt about it. 592 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:44,080 And in years to come, I'll be able to say "I was there". 593 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,279 You were "There"? 594 00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,759 I heard you were in the back of the St John's Ambulance for most of it. 595 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,439 Yea, but have we done enough? 596 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:53,519 Cos I couldn't go through that again. 597 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,239 I can't feel my legs and if I turn my neck everything goes black. 598 00:38:56,240 --> 00:38:57,520 Oop, there we go again. 599 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:07,079 Silence, everyone. Aunty Brenda has finished the count. 600 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,400 Aunty Brenda? 601 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,680 Everybody has given their most. The hool of Pontyberry have dug deep. 602 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,240 Even George the butcher. 603 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:26,039 Nobody could ask any more of a community. 604 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,960 Oh, come on Aunty Brenda, did we make it? 605 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:34,039 Not even close. The hool thing's been a waste of time. 606 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,359 We're short by ten grand. 607 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,319 Ah, well what's the point, we may as well just all kill ourselves 608 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,320 and go home. 609 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:48,119 I'll get you that ten grand. I'll ask Rob Morgan for it. 610 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,359 Well that won't do any good. I've already tried. 611 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,480 Yeah, but I haven't. 612 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,440 And he'll do anything for me. 613 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:01,959 Stella... it's Rob who's buildin' the houses. 614 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,879 - What? - Bollocks. 615 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,400 Melissa told me. I wanted to keep it from you. 616 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:14,199 No. No, you're wrong. Melissa and him are working on something, yes. 617 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,919 But it's some flats over at Marshfield. Isn't it, Luke? 618 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,239 I don't know nothin about any flats at Marshfield. 619 00:40:20,240 --> 00:40:23,879 That's cos there aren't any! I'm sorry love, but Alan's right. 620 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,479 It's Rob Morgan who's behind this. 621 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:27,519 Behind what? 622 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:39,239 Well, look who the cat dragged in. 623 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:42,319 You got a nerve showing your face in here, good boy. 624 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:43,599 You Judith! 625 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,959 Turnin' up from California with your fancy clothes and swanky cars 626 00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,200 - - and wot not. - Canada, mun. - Canada. 627 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,199 Can I just say something? 628 00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:58,879 Look, I genuinely thought this development was a good opportunity. 629 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:00,279 Yeah for you maybe! 630 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:02,439 No, for a lot of people actually. 631 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:05,839 Someone told me recently I'd been away from here for too long 632 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,800 and I think they were probably right. 633 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,600 I knew that this rugby club meant a lot to you all. 634 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:20,320 But I just didn't realise quite how much. And so I'm sorry. 635 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:27,159 Yes, well fine words butter no parsnips Robert J Morgan. 636 00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,599 That's true. 637 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,640 Which is why - if you let me finish Aunty Brenda, 638 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:36,560 I decided to pull out of the development deal. 639 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,119 Well that's very noble, Rob, 640 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,919 but Melissa will just get herself another builder. 641 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,079 With all due respect, you lot are ten a penny. 642 00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:49,239 That's also true. Except a builder needs land. 643 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,600 And if the land's not available... I don't understand. 644 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,920 I'd like to take you up on that offer to become your sponsor, Alan. 645 00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,119 I'll buy the lease for the pitch 646 00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:06,039 and whatever you raised today can buy some new stands. 647 00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:09,720 Looks like you need them if we're to get this club back on its feet. 648 00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:15,559 So, what d'you say, Alan? Can I be your sponsor? 649 00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:18,279 Well, I'd have to ask the committee, naturally, but if we... 650 00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,520 Alan... ...Yes. Yes of course. 651 00:42:25,760 --> 00:42:27,919 I knew it, I knew he'd never let us down. 652 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,280 Trusted you all the way. 653 00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:31,999 You or me? 654 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,239 Together? 655 00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,400 Together! 656 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:45,760 Rob! 657 00:42:53,240 --> 00:42:55,159 Ohh! 658 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,319 What was that for? 659 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:57,680 That was for lying to me. 660 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:04,080 And that was for saving our club! 661 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,519 Always the bloody hero in't he? 662 00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:15,559 Oh, I dunno love. 663 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:18,359 Without you, none of this would have come about. 664 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:20,200 We have a lot to be grateful for. 665 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,079 Get us a pint of Bow in will you, lover boy? 666 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,480 My mouth's like the inside of a bouncer's dap. 667 00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:34,400 OK, you win. You've discovered my Achilles heel. What? 668 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:40,040 Acts of overwhelming generosity completely turn me on. 669 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,880 So you're gonna have to shag me now. Aren't you. 670 00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,879 Some people you just think are gonna live for ever don't you. 671 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,679 Like Harry Hill. 672 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,599 Paula? I can't do it Dai. 673 00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,199 I don't think I can even look at him. 674 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,840 - Get in that bloody car. Ow! - Hey! 675 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:13,120 I want you to come and live with me in Canada. 676 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,119 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 677 00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,280 accessibility@bskyb.com